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NEXT, ON A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF BLOSSOM [Author: delusion]

This isn’t “news” by any stretch of the imagination, but I thought enough of our readers might have on opinion on Gamespot’s Question of the Week, which this week is “What game convention would you like to see changed in 2001?”. Better yet, they might actually want to discuss the issue…

…but if not, you can vote against breasts. Take that as you will.

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