Broken Toys

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NO!

The BBC’s daily “righto, these blog thingies are quite smashing, I believe” story had this chilling aside:

Only 7% of the 120 million US adults who use the internet had created a blog or web-based diary.

Only.

ONLY. By my wacky American math, that implies 8.4 million blogs. Even if you count the 2.3 million “I think that guy across the all is da BOMB yo!” livejournals, that’s… um.

I feel trendy. I’m going to start drinking heavily now.

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