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Not Behavior We Wish To Encourage!

Yes, this is apparently a real game.

Link to stunningly weird screenshot

I am sort of stunned that Burger King continues in its quixotic quest to associate its corporate image as some sort of sexual predator.

So when deranged MMO fans capture me and put me in a deep hole, I do hope they lower me tasty BURGER KING(tm) treats! Or it gets the hose.

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