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Noted Industry Analyst Exhorts Small People To Be Quiet, Comments That His Sports Car Requires Work

I don’t think (online multiplayer games) get impacted at all (by the current recession), because people who play them are addicts … Losing their jobs makes them more likely to play because they have more time to play.

— Michael Pachter, gaming industry analyst

(via Massively) (explanation of post title for you newer addicts)

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