Broken Toys

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OBSCENITIES

The worst part is that I can’t tell the difference any more. I’m pretty sure they can’t, either.

If the definition of our aims are to liberate Iraq and bring stability, peace and justice, we are losing the war.

If the definition of our aims are to defeat terrorism, we are losing the war.

If the definition of our aims are to strengthen our economy and lower gas prices, we are losing the war.

If the definition of our aims are to imprison Saddam Hussein, we won. Yay!

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