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OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD

…or, more correctly, the Meltdown MS trade show in Seattle this week, which has the dubious honor of asking yours truly to moderate an MMO panel. Considering I have all the charisma of a wet ferret when speaking in public, this should be fun! Anyway, gone for a week. Try not to mess the place up with 50 page arguments about Iraq, k?

STALKER ALERT: New mugshot of your humble narrator posted.

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