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Oh, Like You Have Better Wishes

Scott Jennings

Scott Jennings

May 23, 2007

In cooperation with the Make-A-Wish foundation, Blizzard bumps a kid with a terminal brain tumor up to level 70, clears Black Temple for them, adds a quest written by him, complete with an NPC that has his voice… oh, and gives him a crossbow that shoots fire. Seems appropriate.

“I’d like to be paid to test and play the game and test weapons, but I don’t think I meet the age requirements,” he said. “I’m only 10.”

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