OLDMANMURRAY DISCOVERS ULTIMA 9, THREATENS TO KICK LORD BRITISH’S MONKEY ASS [Author: wirehead]
Yes, those loveable potty mouths at OMM made the same mistake the rest of us did.
As a result, guess who payed for Ultima IX? Me. And guess who’s going to pay for making me pay for Ultima IX? Lord British.
This is the point where I would normally take a phrase and cleverly turn it to make it more foul-mouthed and punch-centric. For instance: I’m gonna put fifty bucks of fat into your fucking lip, British.
If there’s one thing funnier than punching, it’s punching a forty year old man wearing a crown. And if that man just stole fifty bucks from you and everyone you know, including sick children, then it might just transcend mere comedy and become something magical, like vigilante justice.
You GO, girl.