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PATCH DAY WEDNESDAY - EVERYONE GRAB YOUR ANATOMY [Author: lum]

Melting items down to component parts, changes to pet ownership and lockable patio doors are going in Wednesday.

Interesting note on the UO site about this:

This is the first publish that the current Development Team, led by SunSword, Toad, and Runesabre, has worked on from start to finish and we are very excited about implementing these features.

Um, sorry guys, you are not getting out of responsibility for the last abortion of a patch that easily.

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