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PLAY TO DANCE [Author: Lum the Mad]

The long-awaited “UO Faire” video of Ultima: Origin that was shown at the UO World’s Fair party is finally up on Origin’s FTP servers in small (8mb), medium (14mb) and large (20mb) sizes.

Necro Death Meerlings!

Jackie Chan In Full Plate!

…and it wouldn’t be UWOO without the Dancing Gimps!

Ultima: Origin will be released sometime within the twenty-first century.

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