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PRETTY FLY FOR A BUTTNAKED GUY [Author: lum]

Greybeard of UOEvil (http://www.wtfman.com/uoevil) invaded OSI’s Sooper Seekrit 3l33t IRC Channelz the other day. Not only did he invade, he took the place over. Now THIS is how to 0wN. Check the full story out at his site.

<Somberlain> this is some kind of joke right?
<Greybeard> joke?
<Greybeard> how so?
<Somberlain> Greaybeard an op in uo-council?
<Greybeard> What can I say, Evil is Good
<Greybeard> Soon I will be moving into Garriot’s castle and tooling around in his 911 turbo

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