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PRETTY PLEASE? [Author: Eldin]

Now, you too can sit in front of a long download in order to test Anarchy Online. In a recent press release, Funcom has offered players a seven day trial run and free download of the game.

I’m reminded of those letters I’ve been getting from Ameritech/SBC over the past few weeks after I told them where to shove it by switching my local phone service to AT&T. “We miss you. Please come back. We’ve changed.”

Uh huh.

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