Broken Toys

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PUT THE RING DOWN AND GET OUT OF THE CAR NOW!!!

Some ad banners are more disturbing than others.

That’s right – people toying with other people’s emotions on dating services has gone too far… being married is now a felony.

I’m pretty sure the Federal Defense of Marraige Act is supposed to save us from this.

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As entertainment a while back, I used to tell the story of World War One. It was great fun at parties. I’d get rolling during work lunches at bougie little lunch places, and half of the establishment would be staring balefully at our table around the time I cut