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Quitting While You’re A Head

“Seed“, an MMO where you are an intergalactic repairman, also launched during E3. Consensus seems to be: interesting graphic look, some good ideas, doesn’t actually work.

Or as Soukyan posted on F13:

Apparently, I am a floating head now. I don’t know if this is a beta tester perk or what, but while I do feel godly at times, more often the other kids just point and laugh at me.

Be sure to follow the link for a screenshot of a man who’s just a head. (And yes, it took me a month to notice this. I’m slow.)

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