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Raph Koster Decloaks Off Starboard Bow

…and apparently decides that not enough game companies have Latin names.

Areae, Inc. is a company dedicated to taking the tired old virtual world and making it into something fresh and new. Something anyone can jump into. Something where anyone can find something fun to do or a game to play. Something where anyone can build their own place on the virtual frontier.

His new company’s email server immediately imploded from complaints about the NGE and stat loss for reds.

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