Note: each and every link in this entry is Not Safe For Work! Except for J’s blog, and that’s questionable.

As J put it in his blog entry: “It’s Freudian. If there’s no aggression, it’ll be about sex. And if there’s no sex, it’ll be about shopping.”

Apparently Second Life gave away a slew of free trial accounts over the weekend, and the chaming feebs over at Something Awful discovered the joy of MUSHing. Or, as Lietgardis put it, “the holy grail of user-created content… GIANT DILDO MONSTERS.”

See, this is why we can’t have nice things. You people have to log in and make it all icky.