Destard.com is now officially the happening spot for amateur sociologists and budding psychanalysts wanting to watch the tragic breakup of a young man’s psyche take place online While-U-Wait. Senith now asserts that his prior rantings about how OSI is an evil corporation and must be destroyed were “just a dream”, and that in fact he never played UO at all, but merely a Quake server named “Ultima Online” (he rocked hipdm1). Those lost souls hoping to rally to his revolutionary banner must now return back to the loving arms of Dr. Twister, who would really appreciate if you clicked all of his ad banners several times. Thank you.
When I was a young punk I dyed my hair, sneered at everyone, and thought “Kill your parents” was an arch joke. Now my generation dyes their hair (to hide the grey), sneers at the camera, and exhorts you to let your parents die for their stock options. We have
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As entertainment a while back, I used to tell the story of World War One. It was great fun at parties. I’d get rolling during work lunches at bougie little lunch places, and half of the establishment would be staring balefully at our table around the time I cut