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THAT’S WHY THEY CALL THIS AN ALPHA, BOYS AND GIRLS [Author: Lum the Mad]

I finally got a chance to play UO Third Dawn this evening. Too bad I didn’t wait for the psychotropics to wash out of my bloodstream first, as evidenced by these screenshots (click on them for full size shots if you’re exceptionally masochistic):

I tried hitting the “UO3D Bug Board” button from the logon screen, pretty sure that pulsating green spotlights from Gehenna were some sort of bug, but got an Access Denied error. Clearly, access for me tonight was DENIED.

By the way, these screenshots are, of course, all copyright © 2001 Stratics. All rights reserved.

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