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THE INTERNET - IT’S NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANY MORE [Author: lum]

Two quick links to send you on your way –

Old Man Murray finally sold out. But only because IGN didn’t. Note to self – never buy any Psygnosis game, ever. Instead I’m buying Dance Dance Marvin, over and over and over.

Mourne posts a story I only vaguely understand, but it involves the spectre of the juvenile idiot who spammed my message board being brutally sodomized by hulking NAMBLA members. Two thumbs up to Mourne!

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