The new phone books are here! The new phone books are here!

Or rather, MY new book. It\’e2\’80\’99s sitting on my desk right now. I\’e2\’80\’99m pretty sure I\’e2\’80\’99m the first person in Fairfax to get it, because I stopped by Barnes and Noble on the way home and asked them if it had come out yet.

\’e2\’80\’9cAh, it arrived today. It\’e2\’80\’99s still in the back. Hold on.\’e2\’80\’9d

So I got to watch it literally hit the shelves. Now how cool is that!

According to Amazon it\’e2\’80\’99s arrived late enough that you won\’e2\’80\’99t get it in time if you wanted to give it as a gag Christmas gift for the MMO player in your life, and as I keep saying, it\’e2\’80\’99s aimed more at the person confused by the whole MMO concept anyway. (Edit: well. now Amazon is saying they\’e2\’80\’99re shipping it now. Wacky.) If you\’e2\’80\’99re reading this site, you probably know how to control aggro in a group already, I\’e2\’80\’99d bet. If you\’e2\’80\’99re curious, the publisher has a few bits of it, including the first chapter, available online here. I got a surreal kick out of the index, myself.

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