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THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMM [Author: wirehead]

Taking a break from posting revisionist versions of Ultima history, Dr. TwisTer posted the doc sent to smurfs about the new Trash-Ticket Barrels. Interesting line in it (emphasis mine):

Trash Barrels and Trash Cans will temporarily become ticket Barrels until the item decay changes are published.

Grab your anatomy, home-owners; Origin giveth and Origin taketh away.

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