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Things To Do In Austin When You’re Dead

If you’re coming to town for AGDC (I’ll be there – not speaking this year, but prowling the halls looking for victims, er, recruits) and don’t know what to do when blowing off the “Here’s What I Did And Why You Should Pay My Company Money” lecture, J. has conveniently posted a complete list of Austin attractions.

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When I was a young punk I dyed my hair, sneered at everyone, and thought “Kill your parents” was an arch joke. Now my generation dyes their hair (to hide the grey), sneers at the camera, and exhorts you to let your parents die for their stock options. We have

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The Stab In The Back

As entertainment a while back, I used to tell the story of World War One. It was great fun at parties. I’d get rolling during work lunches at bougie little lunch places, and half of the establishment would be staring balefully at our table around the time I cut