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This Just In: Mr. T Is, Actually, Pretty Handy With Computers

One of the most anticipated features of Wrath of the Lich King: the Night Elf Mohawk. REALLY.

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This actually is why World of Warcraft has 11 quadrillion subscribers.

(Edit: Just to make it obvious: I’m not pointing out the Mr. T ad, which is cool in its own right, but that you yourself can have your own Night Elf Mohawk when the expansion ships.)

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