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THIS JUST IN - SMURFS MUST SURVIVE PUBERTY TO REMAIN IN THE IRC CHANNEL! [Author: lum]

That’s right, OSI is cracking that old whip and requiring that all Counselors be at least 25 years old. Now if they’d only do that for the rest of the playerbase, things might get somewhat better.

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