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TICK TICK TICK [Author: Lum the Mad]

Update: Blue isn’t getting paid either. And he’s UGO’s biggest affiliate. Is UGO paying ANYONE?

Sorry for those of you sick of these “the Internet is collapsing” stories, but, well, in the gaming part anyway, the Net really is sort of collapsing. For those of you with short attention spans, the rest of the gaming industry sucks now, too.

Remember my backhanded reference to Blue and sCary being the only 2 UGO affiliates being paid?

Cross sCary off the list.

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