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TICKET SYSTEM DELAYED AGAIN [Author: wirehead]

As the subject line says, more bugs were found in the Dancing Gorilla Trash Barrells and they’ve been delayed until further notice (further notice coming tomorrow).

Doesn’t really matter to me; I’m looking forward to almost every other update promised in the near future besides the stupid ticket barrels. Sorry, if I had to choose between new lands and a statue of a crocodile that makes noise, buh bye croc.

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