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I know, it sounds wacky, but EA is considering taking The Sims… Online.

A senior executive at Electronic Arts (EA), the company which owns the Sims franchise, said that in light of the popularity of virtual worlds and other computer games which allow players to compete with each other via the web, the Sims may soon become a multi-player game.

In other news, EA’s DICE subsidiary also considering making the Battlefield franchise playable over the Internet.

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