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TODAY’S OSI PERSONNEL UPDATE [Author: Lum the Mad]

Now that OSI has cancelled their volunteer program this is probably an academic move: everyone who was responsible for running said program Ianstorm has reported as having resigned. This includes Jack “Kal El” Wood, Mike “Scorch” Zupan and Matt “TRasa” Gutierrez.

No word as of yet if they too will show up at Origin’s government in exile.

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