TOP TEN REASONS WHY DR. TWISTER APOLOGIZED TO OSI [Author: wirehead]

10) He’s really sorry.
9) Hopes to score a limited edition Ultima 9 Cloth Map.
8) How could anyone deny LadyMOI?
7) People were catching on to the fact that Dr. TwisTer and Richard Garriot were never seen in the same place
6) He PKed someone in Paxlair and you know how THAT goes
5) Ever since the skill locks went in he got all warm and fuzzy on the dev team
4) The EA Legal Commando Death Squad “TRINSIC” was somehow involved
3) Quake 3 Arena’s out, no time for silly online roleplaying games
2) They threatened his FAMILY, man!
And number 1) —
BECAUSE HE ISN’T WEARING ANY PANTS