TOP TEN SIGNS YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE BANNED FROM UO [Author: lum]

(Originally posted by Chippenlich on CoB)

10) LadyMoi NPKs you yelling “Die Beeeyatch!”
09) Your Guildmaster has a tower made from Spears of Power
08) “Yes I am a Tradespot customer, why do you ask?”
07) The sign on your castle says “Note from GM – Get the Hell Out of UO”
06) Your guild motto is “The Game allows me to do that”
05) UO ran out of disk space from the notes on your account
04) Your character name is a menu selection on the harassment reporting screen
03) Dr TwisTer send you a thank you for doubling the hits on his site
02) The Town Crier says “I have no news for thee, you lame cheating SOB”
01) The pre-release screen shots for UO2 show you being banned