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WE SUCK, DREAD LORDS DO TOO [Author: Lum the Mad]

From UO Stratics, we have this from Sage on the Dread Lord Days…

enjoyed hunting PKs… strike fear into the heart of every PK… Tyrant might call the punch in the nose… Players were… on crack… UO was basically a PvP world… gank / r0xx0r… the first season of Gilligan’s Island… if you quote me out of context, you suck.

Says it all for me.

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