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WELCOME TO TOTAL BASTARD AIRWAYS. WE HOPE YOU EAT A BAG OF HELL AND DIE. [Author: lum]

This is probably the only LtM update that will be fired from the front desk of a crappy hotel somewhere near the Austin airport. Most of LumCorp along with a random Canadian who resembles Eminem (“You want to die? You want to wake up in the middle of the night with a chainsaw over your head? Change that name. I swear. Damn you.”) who resembles Mr. Poppinfresh are now stranded in Austin thanks to Continental discovering that scheduling flights is HARD.

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