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WELL, THAT’S ONE WAY TO PREDICT THE FUTURE [Author: lum]

You know, my Velious launch party story probably would have been much funnier if it hadn’t actually already taken place last weekend. Oh well, we got the Firiona Vie part right. Anyway, to reassert my l33t prognosticating pr0wess, I predict that someone soon will complain about new spells that are being worked on before anyone has any clue what they actually are. You read it here first.

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