Broken Toys

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Why hasn’t Nick Yee done this study yet? Oh. Dignity. Right.

Something Awful explores that nagging question: What would YOU do for some WoW gold?

[Kaloes] whispers: who is this
To [Kaloes]: HER FATHER
To [Kaloes]: SARAH IS FOURTEEN
[Kaloes] whispers: you gotta be kidding me
To [Kaloes]: I CAN ONLY PRAY SHE WAS EATING BIRTHCONTROLS

To [Clives]: my “man” left me because he wanted to play star wars galaxies
[Clives] whispers: star wars are gay
To [Clives]: tell me about it – he wanted to be an ewok seductress!

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