Why, yes, this IS why I am in the MMO industry.

Second Life Escort Ratings (NSFW)

It’s not all handcuffs and cream in Cyboria, sadly…

This is all pretty good. But then things went wrong, because the people in charge of Amsterdam are skilled in banning, but not in looking after their facilities. Thus I got exposed to the extremely annoying hassle with animation balls that are completely misplaced. Nude people flying the air. Nude people standing on their heads. The kind of thing people go to the circus for.

Clearly he did not go to the same circuses I did as a child.

Sadly, one of the few things not rated in his conclusive guide: how many of the “escorts” are actually female.