WOW, THE NET HAS ALL KINDS OF NEW FEATURES [Author: Lum the Mad]

With the total collapse of the New Economy making ad banners completely obsolete, paradigms have shifted. Now the point of your website is to get as few hits as possible. It’s sort of Zen, much like waking up from a long sleep and realizing all these years, you’ve been voting for Dick Gephardt.

At any rate, this is just to note that if you look over there –> to the side, you’ll see links to new mailing lists. Sign up, get every LtM update in your mailbox, in handy userfriendly text or mailbox-choking HTML formats. YOUR CHOICE.

Brought to you by Lum the Mad, proud to say that we have no clue how we’re going to survive The Big Shakeout.