Broken Toys

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WUH OH [Author: lum]

Some of you may be aware that there’s a new Austin player luncheon at the Texas Renfair in two weeks. Some of you who actually know me know that I tend to show up at both of these.

Guess who else is showing up.

Folks, I need bodyguards. LOTS of bodyguards. And screw the swords and maces shit. We need guns.

BIG guns.

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