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YEP, SPAM SUCKS

Apologies to anyone who lost their comments this afternoon. Sometime today this site was hit with a blog spambot and I had to delete about 500 “comments”. Shields are now in place, and we’ve assumed Condition Yellow, and are clinging tightly to Mr. Bear. Further updates as the situation warrants. You can’t have Mr. Bear.

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