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Yes, But Do Panzer Elite Fallschirmjagers Enjoy Pina Coladas?

From the upcoming Company of Heroes megapatch:

– Timer tuned on Overwatch Cancel.
– Lieutenants area of effect bonuses had an unintended side effect of slaughtering retreating infantry. These values have been modified so that this does not happen anymore, but still maintaining the efficacy of the Lieutenant’s leadership bonuses.
– Lieutenants now enjoy long walks on the beach.
– British Churchill Tank Shock recharge timer increased from 60 to 75 seconds.

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