Broken Toys

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YES, I KNOW, THE SITE HAS BEEN SUCKING [Author: lum]

…my apologies for not filling endless pages on all the wonderful events going on in UO. Reality has been a bear this week and I’m just starting to get things sorted out. I’ve been in UO all of 1 hour and most of my email replies have been “Yes”, “No” and “Seek Therapy”.

I was on Siege briefly last night and didn’t get CLd for a whole 15 minutes, which is a new post-patch record. I really should grab UOTrace and see if it’s all Globalcenter’s fault.

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