Broken Toys

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Yes, That's A Problem

Auran’s CEO, responding to rumors of Fury’s imminent cancellation:

Sadly, too many players have only experienced a savage beating at the hands of veteran players.

A friend of mine was moved to comment*, upon hearing the news:

Hey, game designer! 1997 called, they want their problems back.

* not an exact quote, but if I quoted exactly, my blog would be NC17.

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