YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK.G’BYE. [Author: Arcadian Del Sol]

Senior Companions and all the robed staff of the Ultima Online Companion Program have been given the heave-ho. This comes as a huge surprise to anybody who has been in a coma the past year.

As of 1:45 today, I was told that my robe will be gone at 2:00. I was Regional Senior Companion [*SNIP*]. now I am just [a] companion. All AC’s, RSC’s, and SC’s are losing their robes. Normal companion issues will be resolved by, get this, paging a GM. Why we didn’t lose our robes when [counselors and seers] did, I do not know. Figured it might be worth note that there are no volunteer robes at all anymore.

My guess as to why the actual player/companions still have powers? OSI is still struggling with a way to remove the code without breaking blacksmithing. Newsflash to OSI: It is already broken. For all we know this will fix it. I’m sure it wont be long before we start seeing new companions from India. The good news is that this means we will have full time in-game support on the Fourth of July.

I wont bother with a discussion thread. Nobody cares what you think about this. If you want to chat about it, you can play “lock-a-thread” here. The rules are similar to whack-a-mole. When you pop your head up and speak, an admin tries to whallop you with a foam mallet of thread lockage. Enjoy!