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You Dare Challenge Your Sovereign Lord With Puny Concepts Like Trademarks?

Richard Garriott on EA’s moves to quash Ultima remakes and probable franchise reboot:

I can’t control EA plans for the word Ultima. But we all know that only my team can create the true heir to my previous work.

So all you other people who’ve worked on Ultima Online better step the hell OFF. (Unless you were working on putting him in Lineage or outer space, pretty sure all that’s been cancelled.)

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