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You Never Hear About This With Strategy Games

Users are reporting that the Nintendo Wii causes people to flail around and break random things.

Fear not, Zeldans, for Nintendo is ON THE CASE.

“We are investigating. Some people are getting a lot more excited than we\’e2\’80\’99d expected. We need to better communicate to people how to deal with Wii as a new form of entertainment.”

The message is clear. Stop being excited.

Now, see, if the Wii taught you discipline? This wouldn’t be happening.

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