YOUVE GOT STOOL [Author: Arcadian Del Sol]

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From the land of all things boiled comes the next breakthrough in medicine, the last one being the cure for the Black Death. Twyford Bathrooms of Cheshire England has developed an “e-toilet” that can offer you an instant evacuation evaluation, checking for things such as diabetes and pregnancy. The e-toilet uses voice technology, and can send email your doctor.

And you thought your keyboard was grungy NOW.