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[2: Trade] [MWarner2008] LFG Primaries, have Virginia key

Mark Warner visited Second Life as part of his presidential bid.

Really… can I add anything else? I mean, I could ask if he ended up wearing a box on his head or if a blue fox tried to cyber him, but really… nothing I say could top the surrealness of a presidential candidate flying into a graphic MOO chat to, due to technical limitations, talk to about 40 people, some of whom may have been wearing kitty ears.

In other words, he’s practicing for the Iowa caucuses.

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