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Scott Jennings

NO RED FOR YOU

According to this news story, Robert Mugabe’s Zimbabwe has banned the color red from TV. It’s not explained how this is considered to be even possible. Zimbabwe later furiously denied the story. For those who don’t religiously follow tales of out-of-the-way dictatorships, Zimbabwe is

THE GLORIOUS PEOPLE’S REVOLUTIONARY JUMPING PUZZLE

Admit it, you always knew.

PUT THE RING DOWN AND GET OUT OF THE CAR NOW!!!

Some ad banners are more disturbing than others. That’s right – people toying with other people’s emotions on dating services has gone too far… being married is now a felony. I’m pretty sure the Federal Defense of Marraige Act is supposed to save us from this.

THIS JUST IN: SOMEWHAT ATTRACTIVE WOMEN WANT YOU TO STOP TOUCHING THEM

This is the best E3 report ever written. Seriously, I wanted to do something like that back when I did stuff like that, but I never actually got the cojones to walk up to a working girl and ask “So, how do you feel about idiots like me acting like

STAY ON TARGET!

So someone sent me a link to a freeware Star Wars game some guy from Spain did using Visual Basic and a freeware 3D engine. Very primitive models, music ripped straight from the Star Wars trilogy, mouse control is kinda hinky… … HOLY CRAP I JUST FLEW THROUGH A FORMATION OF

MVB IS THE OG. WORD TO YO’ MP.

Best. Blogger gimmick account. Ever.

ENOUGH WITH THE RAPE MMOS, I WANT A GAME THAT LETS ME PILLAGE AND LOOT

Just when you thought not enough people were catering to the underserved, tiny segment of the buying public that are oversexed young male computer gamers, along comes Sociolotron! As described in Wired, this is like any other MMO, except for, well, the ability of characters to graphically rape other characters.