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Scott Jennings

THE PARTY OF THE FIRST PART (KNOWN AS “US, DUDE”) THINKS THE PARTY OF THE SECOND PART (KNOWN AS “LAMERZ”) INHALES OXYGEN RAPIDLY

Unreal Tournament 2004, in addition to ONS-RedPlanet and AS-Mothership, brings us probably the best EULA you never read. CHEATING. Nobody likes a cheater. It’s a disgraceful way to earn a win and really is an insult to those players who earn their wins in on-line games the old-fashioned way\

AFK, MACROING C++, LEAVE A MESSAGE

At GDC all next week. If I see you and run past, it’s because I’m an anti-social bastard who drinks heavily.

“WOW, YOU PEOPLE SURE DO WHINE A LOT.”

“In the end, some people are going to hate every decision you make and some are going to love it.” When you run your own game, not everything you learn is technical.

IN HIS HOUSE AT R’LYEH DEAD CTHULHU WAITS, HIS SERVITORS HUMMING AVRIL LAVIGNE TUNES

Thanks to GBob, I will soon have new tracts to hand out at street corners! F’WNAGH!

THERE WAS A POST HERE…

…but upon a bit of reflection, my commenting on the drama of MMO-related web sites is probably more than a little conflict-of-interesty. (And no, no one told me to pull my post, put those tin hats down!)

STOP LOOKING AT ME!

The most popular search terms on brokentoys.org for the merry month of March…. 1) broken toys (let’s hear it for domain names!) 2) lum the mad (where’d he go) 3) martha stewart biography (ok, jayson, go do real research) 4) martha stewart’s maiden name (it’s

ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?

So a bunch of new MMOs released a lot of information publically. And I’ve been playing Suikoden III again. My wife calls it my pixel person fascination, from the days when I played Final Fantasy on the 8-bits to excess and they really WERE pixel people. Suikoden III is