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So I’m meandering through the web of news sites tr

So I’m meandering through the web of news sites trying to get a feel for what’s going on (according to most of the American media, the recent war was fought to save Pvt. Jessica Lynch from captivity. Those crafty Iraqis, tricking us into invading so they could capture

From

From strategypage.com, your daily dose of irony: Iraqi officials announced that Iraqi troops had retaken the Baghdad air port. Embedded reporters with coalition troops at the air port could not confirm this Iraqi action, as the coalition troops were still at the airport.

From the New York Times via

From the New York Times via Andrew Sullivan, why we fight! In the giddy spirit of the day, nothing could quite top the wish list bellowed out by one man in the throng of people greeting American troops from the 101st Airborne Division who marched into town today. What, the

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Enough about the war, Shadowbane’s out! (Warning – that link offended Dr. Twister.)

Notes from watching the front from an obscenely sa

Notes from watching the front from an obscenely safe distance: * Arnett out! After giving a vomit-inducing on-air blowjob to his Iraqi secret police “handler”, he was fired by pretty much everyone giving him money. Remember, kids, being anti-war does NOT mean being pro-lunatic-dictator. Oh well, he’ll still have a

So the war continues, as does life. Here it snowed

So the war continues, as does life. Here it snowed today. Sadly that wasn’t a typo, it really did snow almost on April Fool’s Day. The first couple of days I watched the news networks fairly constantly – what the hey, I was home sick anyway. Watching webcams broadcasting

So we’re at war. Don’t read me. Read

So we’re at war. Don’t read me. Read this guy He’s a LOT closer. And yes, it looks like it’s the real thing. Hopefully he lives. Hopefully our guys live. Hopefully the tyrant in charge got a MOAB in the eye last night and the storm