Broken Toys

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From Reuters, via Drudge, scientists are finally figuring out how to finish off those long distance relationships once and for all… Scientists in Britain and the United States will try to shake hands on Tuesday. No big deal one might think — only they will be 5,000 km (3,000

“Man is the cruelest animal.” — Nietzche

“Man is the cruelest animal.” — Nietzche In the interest of public safety, I’m turning the rest of this message over to the Washington Metropolitan Area Sniper Task Force. Your consideration and attention are appreciated. The person who took your last call could not make out your entire shopping list.

“Data is not information, Information is not knowl

“Data is not information, Information is not knowledge, Knowledge is not understanding, Understanding is not wisdom.” — Clifford Stoll and Gary Schubert Proof that I have no shame (or dignity, or a stole that fits): -+- Here in Northern Virginia it’s all about The Sniper (or, as I like to call

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“No man’s knowledge can go beyond his experience.” — Locke Inspired by Savant, he of the bald head and oddly familiar website layout, Lum’s House of Cheese is now on the air, narrowcasting to broad minds everywhere. Yes, now you can listen to the same horrible 80s dance covers

“bandwidth is such an evil thing LETS BURN DOWN TH

“bandwidth is such an evil thing LETS BURN DOWN THE INTERNET” — EvilFryingPan. Go buy Kingdom Hearts. You can come back when Goofy is level 25. BUT NOT BEFORE.

“If a sufficient number of people who wanted to st

“If a sufficient number of people who wanted to stop war really did gather together, they would first of all begin by making war upon those who disagreed with them. And it is still more certain that they would make war on people who also want to stop wars but

“A witty saying proves nothing.” — Voltaire.

“A witty saying proves nothing.” — Voltaire. I keep listening to Sky High. Over and over again. ALL THREE REMIXES. Obviously, I need therapy. So I went to Hooters for lunch. It wasn’t my idea. But WHAT THE HEY, they have hot wings. Mmm, hot wings. Now bear in mind,